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     I was more than a little surprised when "Little Mac" McAllister identified himself on the phone.  He wasn't the type to call the local paper; heck, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even read our little weekly rag.  He just wasn't the reading type.  Whatever information he'd need, he could pick up easier at the City Diner, or Fat Man's Tavern, or from Melody, his wife.

     He didn't waste any time on social niceties now.  "I wondered if you'd stop by the ranch

this afternoon.  There's something out here I think you should see."

     Stopping by his ranch meant a twenty minute drive out of town.  "What's that?"

     "Dunno.  That's why you should look at it."

     Well, put that way . . . I had to admit I was more than a little curious.  Something was

certainly up, if Mac was asking me to come take a look at it.

     "I have a meeting with Joan Collins (yes, that really was her name) at 1:00 to talk about

the school bond measure," I told him.  "I can come out afterwards--say 2:00, or 2:30."

     I thought I heard a chuckle.  "I'll have coffee on."

     Joan Collins apparently wasn't on his Christmas card list.  She wasn't on mine either, for

that matter, but when you run a small town weekly, you deal with the people who make the local

news.  For better or worse.

     We disconnected and I went back to milking two thousand words out of last weekend's

Volunteer Fire Department pancake feed.

 

                              

 

    

      The McAllister Ranch was twenty acres of mostly flat land along a small creek.  It sat

among the foothills of the Cascades a few miles east of town, off County Road 151.  It had

belonged to Little Mac's father (Big Mac) before him and was less a working ranch than a

country retreat from the construction business he ran in the city.  I had been there a couple of

times over the previous two decades and--from the point of view of someone who'd lived in one

bed room apartments most of his life--thought the house was very nice.  It was a two-story

farmhouse with a wraparound porch and a beautiful oak shading the front yard.

     I drove up the newly paved driveway toward the house shortly after two, my mind still

numbed from the hour I'd spent listening to Mrs. Collins, and parked my aging Honda beside

Little Mac's new Ford pickup and his wife's Explorer.  Neither had a scratch or a speck of dust

on them.

     Little Mac met me on the front porch with a grinding handshake.  "Thanks for coming

out."

     I checked my hand for broken bones and admitted I was curious.

     Little Mac nodded.  "It's the damndest thing."

     "Well, let's go see it."

     "Hi, Tom."  Melody McAllister appeared in the doorway behind her husband.  "Mac

seems to have forgotten his manners.  Would you like to come in for some coffee?"

     "Oh," Little Mac looked chagrined, like he'd been caught with the cookie jar. "I was

going to take a look at the pasture first."

     Ever the peacemaker, I suggested we take a look at whatever he had in his pasture, then

discuss it over coffee.

     Five minutes later we stood in the pasture a hundred yards behind the house looking

down at a crack in ground.  It was two inches wide at its widest and about four feet long.  Thick

clouds of foul-smelling steam drifted out of the opening and the air itself seemed tainted with

the stench of rotten eggs.

     "Well?"  Little Mac asked.  "What do you think?"

     "When did this start?"

     "A week ago.  Something like that."

     I could only stare.  It was the most incredible thing I'd seen in these parts.

     "What is it?"

     "I'm no expert," I told him.  "But I'd say you've got a new volcanic vent here."

     He nodded gravely.  "That's what Melody thinks too."

     For a few seconds we both stared at the smoking crack in the ground.  We were standing

almost five feet away and I could feel the heat on my face.  The meadow grass around the edges

of the crack was blackened and withered brown.

     Little Mac looked at me.  "So what do I do about it?"

     I looked up at him.  What do you do about it?  What do you do about tornados,

hurricanes, tsunamis, or any other force of nature?  You get out of the way.  But the look in his

eyes told me he wasn't jerking me around, nor was he taking this development lightly.

     "I don't know," I told him.  "But I have a friend at the University who might have an

answer for you."

     He nodded.

     It might have been my imagination, but right then the ground beneath me seemed to

quiver just a bit.

 

 

     The next afternoon, Little Mac and I watched as Henry Jenkins, a professor of geology at

the University--who looked like Kurt Cobain after a rough night--scrambled around the edges of

the crack taking readings on some kind of handheld device.  I had been shocked at the changes

in just a day.  The crack was now almost six inches wide and nearly ten feet long.  And if I

wasn't mistaken the area around it had risen several inches during the night, as if something was pushing up from below the meadow.  I'm no expert, but I personally took that as a bad sign.

     The fact that it was a beautiful spring day, just made the anomaly in Little Mac's pasture

seem all the more weird.

     Finally, Henry returned to us, his eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas morning.  "It's

incredible.  And right in our back yard.  This will make Mt. St. Helens look like yesterday's

news."  He consulted his device.  It looked like a Blackberry.  "It's emitting sulfur dioxide at the

rate of ten cubit feet an hour and the ambient temperature at the mouth is approaching five

hundred degrees."

     "So what is it?" Little Mac asked.

     "A vent.  You've got a vent just starting up.  Do you have any idea how rare it is to

witness something like this?  I'd like to set up a monitoring station immediately."

     Little Mac just shook his head.  "How do I stop it?"

     Jenkins looked like Little Mac had just asked him if he believed in the Easter Bunny.  He

stopped playing with his device long enough to look up at Little Mac.  "You can't stop it.  This is

part of a volcano."

     He gestured at the Cascades lined up along the eastern horizon.  "All these mountains are

volcanic.  This is where the Pacific and North American tectonic plates come together.

Channels of molten rock criss-cross the entire region, just under the crust, looking for a weak

spot.   You might have a new mountain growing right here.  It's probably just venting some heat

and gas, but if it decides to go into a real eruption, it will erupt.  There's nothing you, I, or

anyone else can do about it."

     Little Mac's eyes narrowed to slits as he gazed at the crack.  "We'll see about that."

 

                              

 

     Two days later, I slipped into the City Center Diner to get a hamburger for lunch.  The

days since Pr. Jenkins had officially identified Little Mac's pasture as the site of the world's

newest volcanic vent had been insane.  Every TV station in Eugene had sent out a media van and

reporter to film the front of Little Mac's house--he wouldn't allow them on his property--and

interview anyone who would talk to them.  Several of the local town fathers were mulling over

how best to financially take advantage of the town's new celebrity.  Jason Billings over at the

drug store already had a series of  volcano tee shirts displayed in the window.

     The one person absent from all the hoopla was John "Little Mac" McAllister.  The

problem was that Little Mac was not a good interview subject and had no interest in becoming

one.  He'd always been a man of few words.  In school, he'd been the jock who never said a

word in the back of the class, but always passed.  He was a man who preferred to let his actions

do the talking and probably his greatest statement was his construction company.  In the twenty

years since high school, he'd taken the small carpentry shop founded by his dad--Big Mac--and

forged it into one of the state's biggest and most successful heavy construction companies.

     But that was history.  All I wanted now was a quiet lunch and an hour with no one asking

me what I thought about it all.  I slid onto a stool at the counter and accepted a cup of coffee

from Donna, who had been waiting tables there since the last ice age.

     "Gonna have your regular burger?" she asked.

     I nodded.  "Please."

     "Pretty exciting what's going on in our little town."

     I nodded.  "I think we've had about all the excitement we can stand."

     She laughed and hung my ticket on the cook's wheel.

     "Hey Tommy," George Sanders slipped onto another stool immediately to my right.

"You hear what Little Mac did today?"

     I shook my head.  George ran the local gas station/garage and was, by all accounts, one of

the worst mechanics around.  He was pretty good at pumping gas though.

     "I heard he kicked all the college types off his land and brought in two trucks of

concrete.  I think he's going to try and plug up that crack."

     You're kidding.  I just looked at him.  "Where'd you hear that?"

     He nodded thanks as Donna handed him a cup of coffee.  "From Mary Hanks."

     Mary was the dispatcher at the concrete plant.

     I tossed a couple of bucks on the counter and told Donna to cancel my order.

 

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     A couple of days later, Melody invited me to dinner and I accepted, less out of friendship

and the allure of home cooking than a deep interest in seeing whether Little Mac's plug would

actually continue to work.  It was one of the most interesting dinners I've ever experienced.  We

sat around the dining room table--Little Mac, Melody, myself, and the McAllister children, ten‑

year‑old Jason and seven year old Bethany--and discussed school and movies and current events.

Melody had cooked a beef roast, mashed potatoes, and sweet corn and it all tasted wonderful.

     About every twenty minutes throughout the meal, the ground would begin to shake.

Plates would rattle in the cabinets and everyone would grab their water glasses to keep them

from tipping over.  But other than that, and a brief pause in the conversation, it was all taken as

perfectly normal.  There was no panic, no fear.

     "Cool!" Jason would say, when it was over.  "That was a good one."

     It was like a weird form of dinner theater.

     In between the quakes, I could hear a deep, primeval rumbling, similar to what your

stomach makes when you eat something that doesn't agree with you.  Geological

indigestion.  But we continued with dinner as though it was all perfectly normal.

     When we were finished, Melody and the children began clearing the dishes, while Little

Mac and I retired to the living room with coffee.

     "Have you considered--" I was interrupted by a particularly strong quake.  For just a few

seconds, it felt like sitting on the deck of a ship in rough weather, rather than the living room of

a farmhouse.  My chair moved several inches to the right across the floor and a framed painting

of a seascape fell off the wall.  Out in the kitchen, Jason cheered.

      "Has it occurred to you that it might not be safe here?"  It certainly had occurred to me.

     Little Mac got up, brushed at the stain where coffee had spilled on his pants and rehung

the painting on the wall.  "This is my home."

     "And your kids?"

     He returned to his chair.  "It's their home too."

     That pretty much put an end to that line of conversation.

     Five minutes later, the shaking began again.  This time, I thought I could actually see the

walls swaying.  Nick knacks fell off shelves, shattering on the floor.  My coffee jumped out of its

cup and onto my shirt, but wasn't hot enough to burn.  I doubt I would have noticed if it had.  I

was listening to the deep rumbling that seemed to grow in intensity as the quake progressed.

     In the kitchen, little Bethany was screaming.  I tried to get up, but couldn't keep my

balance.  Little Mac just sat there.

     The night was shattered by a flash of light and a tremendous explosion.

     Everybody screamed then and I found myself on the floor.  Just as quickly, the quake

ended.

     "Mac!" Melody called from the kitchen.

     Within seconds, we were both in the kitchen, where Melody crouched in the middle of

the floor, clutching her children.  Fragments of broken dishes were scattered across the floor

around them.

     "Everyone okay?" I asked.  Little Mac rushed over to physically check his family.

     "We're okay." Melody nodded, though she didn't sound terribly sure of that statement. 

She nodded to the window.  "But I think you pissed it off."

     Out in the pasture, a fountain of orange flames leapt into the sky.

 

 

   

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